Inverse Logic

By Al Horn

First: Ever notice that the louder you tell a two year-old child not to do something, the more apt they will do it anyway?

If children make you feel younger then why do I ache that much more after being around them?

It is a joy to watch a child laugh and scream in excitement... from a safe distance.

From my wife: Here lately, when I lay my grandson down for a nap, she never knows who will fall asleep first.

While driving:The more chaotic traffic is the more your granddaughter wants to ask you meangless questions.

When trying to keep a two year-old from falling asleep before you get home, they prove just how quiet they really can be.

Lastly: The more you beg a five year-old child to do something, the more they refuse to do it.